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A judge asks a surly defendant if he has anything to say for himself. The defendant mutters, "fuck all."

"What did you say?" asks the judge. The court clerk turns to the judge and says, "the defendant said, 'fuck all', your honour."

"Really?" replies the judge, "I could have sworn I saw his lips move."
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Joke by tony.t - Tags: court , without a home , judge , swearing , cunt , fuckers , lawyers , all , twats , legal  - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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