| A little old lady goes into a sex shop, shaking like she has Parkinson's walks up to the counter and says to the assistant, "Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?" He's a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter. "Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat" So he brings her the next size up. "Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat" This happens a few times until finally he places the biggest vibrator in the entire shop on the counter. It's eighteen inches long with a girth that would make even Jenna Jameson's eyes water. "Yeeeees, yeeeees, thaaaat's the one. Hoooow do you tuuuurn it off?" |    |
Joke by pornstar - Tags: old lady , parkinsons , wheelchair , black , vibrator , dildo - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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