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What are the top 25 rejected children’s book titles?
1. Daddy drinks because you cry
2. Garfield gets feline leukemia
3. What is that dog doing to that other dog?
4. How to dress sexy for grownups
5. Why can’t Mr. fork and Mrs. Electrical outlet be friends?
6. You were a mistake
7. Strangers Have the Best Candy
8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
9. Some Kittens Can Fly!
10. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
11. The Children's Guide to Hitchhiking
12. Dad's New Wife John
13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
14. 101 Fun games to Play in the Road
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16. The Little Golden Book of Electrical Wiring
17. Creatures Under The Bed: A Bedtime Story
18. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
19. Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink
20. That’s it; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
21. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24. Timmy’s The Wrong Colour To Be Your Friend
25. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy
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