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A Scottish mate of mine is into "Heavy S and M." He enjoys nothing better than being beaten up by a vicious woman whilst naked and vulnerable. Anyway, he was telling me that he goes to brothels for this several times a week.

"Fuck me," I said, "that must cost you a fortune!"

"Nah," he replied, "I just book a normal service, fuck her, then tell her I haven't got any money."
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Joke by lionarse - Tags: sex , bondage , s and m , brothel , scottish , money , prostitue , whipping , beating , mean  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months ago

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