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A priest gets a flat tyre fixed. As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest asks the mechanic, "are the wheel nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest frowns and says, "you'd better give them another turn then."
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Joke by welsh twat - Tags: nun , cunt , priest , tight , mechanic  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago

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