| Bob and his best friend Jeff went on a fishing trip. Jeff brought along his gorgeous new wife, and the three had a great time, even though the cabin was so small they all had to share a bed. Bob got woken up in the middle of the night by Jeff's wife, who wanted to fool around. Bob was willing, but he just couldn't betray Jeff, who was sleeping next to Bob. The wife said "Don't worry Bob, Jeff's a sound sleeper. He won't wake up no matter what we do." To prove it, she reached over and pulled a hair from Jeff's asshole. He never moved. Bob and the wife got to it seven times all through the night, pulling a hair from Jeff's ass each time to make sure he was still sleeping. As Bob reached for another hair, Jeff spoke up. "Bob, I really don't care if you fuck my wife, but stop using my ass as a scoreboard!" |    |
Joke by Vastarien - Tags: fishing , new wife , cheating - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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