| After not finding a suitable virgin to marry, a rich man takes a young girl from an orphanage and puts her in the care of a monastary until she reaches the age of marriage. He picks her up ten years later, marries her, and they go on the honeymoon. She is waiting naked in bed and he walks in with a bottle of vaseline in hand and she asks, "what's that for?" He says, "being your first time, this will help ease it in." She laughs and says, "why don't you just spit on the end of your dick, like the priests did?" |    |
Share This Joke
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
| Direct Link: | |||||||
| Sickipedia Forums | HTML Link: | BB Code: | |||||
Custurd spent 0ms doing 2 queries and 0s processing. She's 0.37% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel