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What are the worst things about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
you only get eaten once,
you only get hard once,
you come in a box with five other guys
and only your mother sits on your face.
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Joke by spanner - Tags: egg , pun  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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