| A woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. The attendant says "Would you like a screw for that?" She replies "No, but I'd suck your cock for a Lawnmower!" |    |
Joke by make_a_brew - Tags: oral sex , woman , screw , fuck , b&q - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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