| An Army sergeant-major really drilled his squad, told them they were the 'toughest fighting unit in the British Army.' He made them shout it out. One frosty morning he made strip off and line up on the parade ground, stark bollock naked. He walked up the lines inspecting them and jabbed one guy in the belly with his stick. He doubled up and the S/M asked him, 'Did that hurt son?' 'No sir' was the reply. 'Why not?' 'Toughest fighting unit in the British Army Sir!' 'Good lad. carry on.' He saw one guy shivering, made him hold out his hand and THWACK, hit it with his cane. 'That hurt son?' 'No sir!' 'Why not?' 'Toughest fighting unit British army sir!' 'Good boy, carry on' Then he looked down the line and saw a huge cock sticking out, walked up and really brought the cane down hard. 'Did that hurt son?' he said to the squaddie. 'No sir' 'Why not?' 'Belongs to the bloke behind me sir!' |    |
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