| A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. "I went through all the pain undergoing labour and I see no reason why the child's custody should not be handed to me", she pleaded. The man replied, "Your Honour, let me put it this way. If you put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke drops out, who's would it be... the machines or yours?" |    |
Joke by nahgut - Tags: trial , woman , man , child - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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