| I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman... "Mr Cook?" "Yes," I replied. "I'm afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike." I said, "That's bullshit, 'cause my dog doesn't have a bike!" |    |
Joke by cook9 - Tags: dog , bike , policeman , clean - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
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