| A meteor struck Earth and the sole surviving man wakes up to see himself surrounded by hundreds mutated cannibals ready to eat him alive at any second. The man was in shock, and whispered to himself, "Oh my God... I'm fucked." The clouds parted and a ray of light made its way down to where the man was. Gods voice spoke to him saying "No.. you are not fucked, don't worry. Throw that piece of rock in front of you as hard as you can to the cannibal with the biggest head mask." The man hits the Chief of the tribe right on the forehead with the rock. And with that, he collapsed to the floor. God: "Now you're fucked." |    |
Joke by nahgut - Tags: cannibal , rock , screwed , earth , meteor , god , fucked - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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