| The ghost of Bernard Manning was reported to have been haunting his old Manchester home. However, his spirit fled in terror when they threatened to exorcise him. His last ghostly words were "Fucking Hell, no bugger is putting me on a treadmill." |    |
Joke by erniehill - Tags: ghost , exorcise , bernard manning , exercise , pun , fat , manchester - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
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