| A Scotsman had been visiting England on business, and when he returned home he sat down with his mates, and began to tell his story. " Well, I was in London, and I fancied a break, so I walked into a pub- anyway, turns out it was a fucking gay bar. So as I was sitting there, this puffter came up to make, ask me to do something ... urgh, I can't even bring myself to say it. I told him, I've never done that in my life. But, after a while, I gave in. I'm still in shock about it, I just can't believe I did it!" His mates looked at him, " Och, that does sound bad- what exactly did you do? " "Well," replied the Scot, " I bought him a drink." |    |
Joke by erniehill - Tags: scotish , scotland , mean , money , gay , england - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
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