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Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads
40ish..............................................49
Adventurous........................................Slept with all your mates
Athletic...........................................No Tits
Average looking....................................Has a face like an arse
Beautiful..........................................Pathological liar
Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills
Educated...........................................Fucked to death at college
Emotionally secure.................................On medication
Feminist...........................................Fat
Friendship first...................................Former slut/born again virgin
Fun................................................Annoying
Gentle.............................................Dull
Good listener......................................Autistic
New Age............................................Body hair problems
Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or anal
Open minded........................................Desperate
Outgoing...........................................Loud and embarrassing
Passionate.........................................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................................Depressive
Professional.......................................Bitch
Romantic...........................................Fridgid
Social.............................................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous.........................................Very fat
Large lady.........................................Hugely Fat
Wants soulmate.....................................Stalker
Widow..............................................Murderer |  |
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