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Don't bother wasting money on subscribing to expensive adult web sites or calling 0898 phone numbers.

Just phone your local department store and ask them to describe their latest selection of ladies' lingerie, while masturbating furiously.
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Joke by munkybars - Tags: furiously , lingerie , department , phone , expensive  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago

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