| I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? |    |
Joke by marley - Tags: xfactor , simon cowell , jimmy carr - Current Score: 228 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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