| My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie. I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance. |    |
Joke by staffer - Tags: police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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