| A man is walking down a country lane late one night when he has a sudden urge for sex. He realises that there is a pumpkin patch in the field by the lane and reasoning that a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside decided that this was his best bet. So he cut a hole in a pumpkin and proceeded to have sex with it. After a while he got so carried away that he didn't notice that a police car had stopped at the side of the road. A police woman got out of the car, walked over to the man and said, "Excuse me sir but do you realise that you are screwing a pumpkin.?" The guy looked horrified and said, "A pumpkin? Damn! Is it midnight already?" |    |
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