| I was sitting on the settee watching a soppy film with my girlfriend. She was lying with her head in my lap. Overcome with emotion after the film, she said, "give me a kiss dear." I said, "if I could reach down that far to kiss you, why would I need you in the first place?" |    |
Joke by marley - Tags: ed byrne , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 176 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
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