| A farmer has three daughters. They all want to go out with their beaus on Saturday night but the farmer insists that he meets the suiters first. The first one arrives and knocks on the door and says, "Hallo, my name's Joe, I've come to take Flo to the show, can she go?" The farmer thinks he looks a likeable lad and insists Joe has her home by midnight. The next knock of the door brings, "Hi, my name is Hans, I come to take Nance to the dance any chance?" The farmer thinks he's a smart lad so lets her go insisting Hans has her home by midnight. At the next knock of the door the young man says, "Hello, my name's Tucker" The farmer says "Piss off". |    |
Joke by kakadoobs - Tags: farmer , fucker , daughters - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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