| A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out. "Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes." "Wow," the man says. "What's the catch?" "Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie. "OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That'll teach her." "It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner." "Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she's a fucking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt." "It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions." "I wish to get a plane back to the UK." "It is done, Mr. Glitter." |    |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef - Tags: jade goody , kerry katona , bankrupt , cancer , genie , wishes , three , evil , gary , glitter , paedo , paedophille - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months ago
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