| I was chatting to an old girlfriend on Facebook last night. We went on about all the good times we had and the unusual places we had shagged. She suggested we meet up and try and rekindle some of that joy. I explained that I was slightly older, greyer and a bit thicker round the waist than I used to be. She teased me a bit and said that was only expected after all these years. She said that she had even put on a few pounds herself. So I told the fat bitch to fuck off! |    |
Joke by bawbag - Tags: facebook , shagging , exgirlfriend - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
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