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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice-cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."
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Joke by redrobinson - Tags: old , icecream , old people  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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