| A Jewish American is watching a tv documentary in a New York bar. He's getting more and more drunk and has his head propped in his hands as he watches the TV telling all about the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour. The narrator says "On 7th December 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy launched an unprovoked air attack on Pearl Harbour in Hawaii." The Jew tuts into his beer. "A third of the US Fleet was destroyed in the single worst attack of the 2nd World War." The Jew gets redder and tuts even more loudly. "25,000 US men and women were killed that day, some of them burned horrifically!" The Jew gets so mad he wants to vent his anger. He turns round and sees a little oriental guy on a bar stool at the end of the bar. He runs over and punches the Oriental in the face and knocks him off his stool. The Oriental says, "what d'fuck was dat for, you fucking iriot?!!" "That was for Pearl Harbour!" The American Jew feels proud of himself and the Oriental says, "you stoopid iriot, that was the fuckin Japanese, I'm Taiwanese!" To which the Jew says, "Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, you're all slanty eyed yellow bastards!!" He sits back on his stool and starts drinking his beer. The Taiwanese sits back on his stool and you can see his little brain working overtime. The next moment, the Taiwanese goes flying across the bar and plants a flying kick on the side of the American Jew's head, sending him crashing into the wall, "thud!" The Jew says, "what the fuck was that for you slanty eyed cunt?" "Dat was for de Titanic!" "What, the fuck are you on about? That was an iceberg!!" "Goldberg, Weinberg, Spielberg, Ice berg, you're all thieving big nosed Jew cunts!!!" |    |
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