| Bloated, gassy feeling in your stomach with acidic belching. Been for a piss four times already, and you're not even tipsy yet. Weird metallic taste in your mouth, even though you watched the barmaid pour it on draught. Hungover the next day, even though you were still perfectly coherent and co-ordinated when you went to bed. Carlsberg do do lager... |    |
Joke by 8 ace - Tags: carlsberg , shit beer , fizzy weak piss , fucking danes - Current Score: 156 - Added: 2 months ago
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