| A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there, the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tells the man, "You can have her shipped home for £10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £50.00." The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to pack her up and ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only £50.00?" The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |    |
Joke by sickfuck - Tags: death , jesus , mother in law - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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