| My best friend Terry is fifty in a few weeks time. He has it all. A beautiful wife, two wonderful kids, both at University, a Bentley in the garage, a mansion in Surrey, a second home on the Algarve, millions in the bank, and he takes early retirement next year. I thought "what do you give the man who has everything?" After much consideration I opted for a ransom demand asking if he wants to see his wife and kids alive again. |    |
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