| A couple have two kids. The chap's company make him area sales manager - it is more money, but involves stays away from home. He comes back from a week at a sales conference one day, walks in and says, "I want to fuck you senseless." His wife goes, "Shush, not in front of the kids - we have to be more responsible! How about saying 'I've got some washing to do since I've been away'?" The husband agreed agreed. Two weeks later, he's back from a trip and says, "I've got some washing to do." "Fine. Just a minute," says his wife, "I'm feeding the kids." Two hours later she says, "I can do your washing now." "No need, it was only a small load so I did it by hand." |    |
Joke by unfunny - Tags: kids , masturbation , swearing , wife , husband - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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