| A young Indian is spending a couple of weeks in the UK. One evening, he wanders into a pub and sits there watching the locals playing darts. After a while, he asks one of them if he would be allowed to play. The local says, "of course. Just put your name up on the board, and when it's your turn you can play the winner." He explains the rules to the Indian guest and, after a short while, Rajeeve kicks of with a double top and two triple twenties. Throughout the evening, he continues to thrash the locals at their own game. At closing time the locals present him with a worn out dart board and a set of darts which, at the end of his stay, he takes back to India. Back in his native village, Rajeeve immediately shows his friends how to play this facinating new game. After a while one of the friends runs up to him and says, "oh Rajeeve, this is a wonderful game that you have shown to us. What is it called?" "Well Sanjay", says Rajeeve, "I'm not quite sure myself, but I think it is called 'You lucky black bastard'" |    |
Joke by redrobinson - Tags: darts , racist , indian - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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