| An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all sentenced for ten years each for their part in a robbery. However, they are allowed to take a lot of one thing only in with them. "I think I'll take books." says the Englishman. "I think I'll take me' some booze." says the Scotman. "I'll take me' some cigarettes." says Paddy, the Irishman. Ten years later they are released from prison. The Englishman comes out a genius, from reading all of his books for ten years. The Scotsman comes out an alcoholic, with liver failure, from drinking all his booze. Paddy comes out and asks desperately, "Anyone got a light!??" |    |
Joke by Guest - Tags: irishman , scotsman , englishman , dumb - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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