| One day, the daddy rabbit says to his family, "Look over there, the grass is greener on the other side of the motorway". So daddy rabbit gets his family lined up at the side, shouts, "1, 2, 3, GO!", and they run like fuck. The only rabbit to survive is the baby rabbit. A few months later, a family of skunks have the same idea, so they line up. "1, 2, 3, GO!", shouts the daddy skunk. Same again, only the baby skunk survives, and scampers off into the lovely green grass. A few weeks later, the baby rabbit and the baby skunk bump into each other. "What are you?", asks the baby rabbit, and the skunk says the same. The skunk says, "Well you have big floppy ears, a twitchy nose and a bob tail. I know you're a rabbit". So the rabbit looks at the skunk and says, "Well you're not black and you're not white, and you fuckin stink, I know what you are, yer a fuckin' Paki." |    |
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