| This bloke is wanting to breed sheep but the only male one he has is gay, as sheep are so rare in his area he decides to try and impregnate them himself by taking them to the woods and shagging them all one by one. A local farmer explains to him that he will know his sheep are pregnant once they stop walking around and lay down. The next day the bloke bundles the sheep back into the landrover and again takes them to the forest and shags them all again, this timehe's knackered and as soon as he gets home he falls straight into bed. When he wakes up the next day he dives straight for the window to see if the sheep are lying down....to his dismay they arent so again he puts the sheep in the car and heads off to the forest. This time he shags them all twice for good luck. When he gets home he is once again knackered so goes straight to bed, in the morning he asks his wife to look out the window and see what the sheep are doing, "That's amazing!" she says. "What are they all laying down?" he asks. "No they're all in the landrover and one of them is papping the horn!" |    |
Joke by pinklips - Tags: sheep , breeding , bestiality , farm - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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