| One day a little white baby died, it met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a baby and it just seems so unfair." God turned to the baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go and become and angel." So the baby took its wings and went and became an angel. The next day, another little white baby died, this time even younger than the last - only a few days old. The baby met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a baby and only had a few days on Earth - it seems so unfair." God turned to the baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go become an angel." So the baby took its wings and went and became an angel. On the third day, a little black baby died after only a few hours of being born. The tiny black baby met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a few hours old and it just seems so unfair." God turned to the black baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go and become a bat." |    |
Joke by sickijoki - Tags: baby , black , racism , god , heaven - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
Share This Joke
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
| Direct Link: | |||||||
| Sickipedia Forums | HTML Link: | BB Code: | |||||
Custurd spent 0ms doing 2 queries and 0s processing. She's 8.11% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel