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My wife chucked me out a week before my birthday.

She planned to buy me a lovely pair of shoes so she asked what I wanted.

I replied, "I like my shoes like I like my women: 10-11 and tight."
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Joke by mariners - Tags: women , kids , peado  - Current Score: 113 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago

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