| A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer,save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit,lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says,"Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..." Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" The horse looks everywhere, but he can't find the farmer, and he then says to the chicken, "Its, OK, I think I can get you out on my own." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life. So what's the moral of the story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. |    |
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