| A young lad and his grandpa go fishing one day. They set up next to the river and sit back in their camping chairs waiting for the fish to start to bite. After a while the grandpa pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up. The kid is really interested and asks his grandpa if he can have one. Grandpa turns to the kid and says 'can you touch your arsehole with your penis?'. The boy replies that he can't. 'Well' says Grandpa, 'then you're not old enough yet'. Another hour or so goes by and then Grandpa pulls out a can of beer. Again the boy is interested and asks if he could have some. The Grandpa repeats his earlier question and says that he isn't old enough yet. A little while later the boy opens his tackle box and takes out a packet of sweets. Grandpa looks over and thinks that he would like one. 'Can I have one of your sweets son?' The Kid looks at Grandpa and says to him, 'can you touch your arsehole with your penis?'. 'I most certainly can!' says Grandpa. To which the boy replies, 'well then go fuck yourself you old bastard'. |    |
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