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A snail walks into a bar, the barman says 'We don't serve snails here'

The snail says 'Come on mate I just want a pint'

So the barman says 'I told you we don't serve snails here fuck off!' And he kicks the snail out of the bar and onto the other side of the road.

A year later the snail walks back into the bar and says,

'What was that for?'
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Joke by lfever - Tags: snail , bar , slow  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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