| A skydiving instructor is answering questions from a group of first-time jumpers. A nervous beginner asks, "so, if my my chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open either, how long do I have until I hit the ground?" The instructor replies, "you have the rest of your life." |    |
Joke by pottyonetoo - Tags: sky diving , life , dead - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
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