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Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang

1. Mutton Jeff........deaf
2. Canary Wharf.......dwarf
3. Cardinal Wolsey....cerebral palsy
4. Raspberry ripple...cripple
5. Rubber and plastic.spastic
6. Tulips and roses...multiple sclerosis
7. Bacon rind.........blind
8. Diet Pepsi.........epilepsy
9. Benny and the fucking cunting Jets.....Tourette’s
10. Birds and bees....amputees
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Joke by gartnavel - Tags: cockney , rhyming , tourettes , disabled  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago

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