| Two women are on their way back from a night out when they get desperate for a piss. They're halfway through a graveyard and no one's around so they drop their pants and go behind a couple of gravestones, the first women wipes her fanny with her knickers and the second uses a wreath. The next day the husbands are at the pub and the first one says; "I'll have to keep an eye on my missus from now on, she went out last night and came back with no knickers on!" And the second replies; "That's nothing, mine came home with a card wedged halfway up her arse saying 'We'll always miss you, from all the lads at the station'!" |    |
Joke by Lippycunt - Tags: women , piss , knickers , graveyard , firemen , husband , wife - Current Score: 78 - Added: 11 months ago
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