| Three Spastics walk into a bar. The first one goes up to the bar and says "Cgaann I hbavvvvf a Bbeeeeaaarrrr Plleeeaaeezzzzzz?" Bartender pulls out a gun and shoots him. Second one goes up: "CVaaaann I Hvaaabva a Swaaaaaaaagggmbwichg Plleeeeeeeaaggzzzzzzzzz?" Bartender shoots him Third one: "Cbvaaaaaannnggggggg I Haveeeeeeggg a Paaaagggkkchetttt of Cwhipsszzzzz pleeeezzzzz?" Bartender shoots him. After a while, the police come in and say to the bartender: "What the Fuck is going on here? why did you kill all these people? You murderer! You Fascist, you Nazi!!! Barman says: "Fffftttthhhheyy vweereeee taaaggggkkingggg dtha Pissszzzz!!!!" |    |
Joke by Guest - Tags: spaz , spastic , illness , retard , mentally handicapped - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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