| An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are drowning their sorrows down the pub. "I can't believe it." says the Englishman. "Me and the wife- we've been together 15 years and today I found out she's been having an affair with a builder." "How do you know it was a builder?" the others ask. "I found a box of tools under the bed." "Join the club." says the Scotsman. "Today, I found out my wife's been having an affair with a milkman." "How do you know it was a milkman?" the others ask. "I found a crate of milk under the bed." "You as well?" asks the Irishman. "I've just found out the wife was having an affair with a fokkin horse!" The other two look at him incredulously. "How do you know it was a horse?" "I found a jockey hiding under the bed." |    |
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