| Pinnochio goes to his father and complains that whenever he has sex with a girl, she complains about the splinters. His father gives him a piece of sand paper and tells him to rub his dick with it before sex and it should solve the problem. A few days later, Pinnochio's father asks how the girls are. Pinnochio replies, "Girls, who needs them?" |    |
Joke by AlkringtonPaul - Tags: sex , dick , masturbation - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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