| You are driving at a constant speed: on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and travelling at the same speed as you. Behind you is a helicopter travelling at ground level and travelling at the same speed as you. What do you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get the fuck off the kiddies merry-go-round, you pissed up bastard! |    |
Joke by Guest - Tags: merry go round , kiddies , pig , helicopter , fire engine - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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