| Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Abdul's begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign," says Abdul. Paddy's sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help." Paddy then looks at Abdul's sign, which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan." |    |
Joke by CUTTSY - Tags: abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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