| A police officer is parked outside a bar one night when he sees a drunk man stumble out the door. The man staggers through the parking lot and falls down. He tries his keys in five different cars before getting in and driving off. The cop immediately pulls him over and makes the man take a breathalyser test. The man blows a 0.0. "This thing must be broken," the cop says. The man responds, "Nope, tonight I'm the designated decoy!" |    |
Joke by Cleveland - Tags: drunk , bar , police , drinking - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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