| A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking tramp who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two quid and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the tramp said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you MAD? I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two quid. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The tramp was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!" |    |
Joke by mickle - Tags: golf , whiskey , gambling , wife - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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