| One day a boxer and his stunning girlfriend walk into a bar. The boxer heads off to the toilet, handing a �£20 note to his missus and asks her to get him a pint, and whatever she wants. Whilst she's at the bar, a scrawny little man approaches her, and the conversation goes something along the lines of: Scrawny little man: You're absolutely stunning, I'd really like to take you out for dinner. Stunning girlfriend: Sorry, I'm already taken. Scrawny little man: Hang on a sec, I've not finished - after dinner, I'd like to take you home, cover you in chocloate sauce and lick it off. Stunning girlfriend: Seriously, I've got a boyfriend, and I'm not interested. Scrawny little man: Wait wait, I've not finished - then I want to fill your pussy up with beer and drink it with a straw. At this point the boxer returns from the toilet... Stunning girlfriend: This scrawny little twat wants to take me out for dinner. Boxer: Sorry mate, she's spoken for (looking a little annoyed, that his missus is being cracked onto). Stunning girlfriend: Wait, then he wants cover me in chocolate sauce and lick it off. Boxer: Right, that does it, you're in for a pasting (as he rolls up his sleaves and the little vein in his temple starts to pulse). Stunning girlfriend: Wait, I'm not finished yet, then he wants to fill my pussy with beer and drink it with a straw. At this point the boxer unrolls his sleeves and turns to walk away. Stunning girlfriend: What are you doing, I thought you were going to kill this pathetic little runt. Boxer: Look love, I'm not messing with anyone who can drink that much beer. |    |
Joke by Guest - Tags: beer , pussy , fight , drink , wide , boxer , bar , girlfriend , cunt - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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